The Great Windcheater Search! by Sir Yatin Gore

on the historic day of 20th june 2011, three dudes set out for the epic city of CST for individual reasons.(primary being glutunous eating). there were supposed to be two more , but who backed out due to lack of nerve( Mr. Gawde and Mr Rode). after having feasted the ravebous beast by Cannon pav bhaji and pastries and Mint tea ( a.k.a Manna) , the three musleteers set out in search of a windcheater for the retired player of MEFC :p . as he didn't like those availabe in Reebok store, they walked on to another bs store in marine lines. from there via a taxi to Tardeo ! But still the dude did not find what he want. they did observe a reebok store on the way( by that time they were deperate enouh to buy the aforsaid unliked jacket), but due to a wrong turn, they walked enough to fuck their legs up. and then using their charming wit, they got a taxi BACK to the original store and bought the aforementioned jacket( thrice cursed )! on the way the retired MEFC player picked up a horde of Man Utd merchandise. after that, due to insistance of one particular member, the party made their way to Kitab Mahal at Flora Fountain, where they had a taste of Ambrosia itself in the form of a Blueberry cheesecake, and Hot Apple Tea! It was compared to the other great ambrosia from the bowels of Spuntini, Goa. also, one of the members of the party, who prefered Indian author books to Foreign author ones, bought The Exorcist, and didn't seem much happy for it.

so the three dudes made theor way back home, jolly as anything and singing the praises of the Manna and the Ambrosia.

Thus ends our bedtime story called the Great Windcheater Search!

Cast : Myself, Harry the avid Indian author reader (a.k.a Harishchandra), and the retired player of MEFC who we all know by fame.

also thanks to our search guides, Mr.Rode and our beloved MEFC coach Mr. Kalamkar.

Malegaon to Mumbai -- post by rodinhooder Mr.Mohammed Faizan Ansari

Hello everyone!!!.

I am going to share journey of my life from a small town Malegaon to Maya Nagri Mumbai. I don't know how many of you will be interested in reading this. This should be shared on a personal blog but I am sharing it here because everything that I am sharing has a point of entrepreneurship.
The first Businees (Paan ki dukaan):

Malegaon is a small city in Maharashtra (should be known for Power Loom Industry but unfortunately known for Bomb blasts). it is a densely populated city. The major source of Income is Power Loom. There were many poor people working in Power Loom industry as labors. Their children used to put small “Paan Stalls” during vacations. I always saw them making good money. I wanted to have my own “Paan Stall” because I wanted to make money. I was not allowed to involve in any such activities. I was in 6th std at that time. My father being a known person, having some position in the town I had to face many restrictions I was not even allowed to go with those kids. But after seeing those kids I also wanted to get involved in that business. I had 1000 Rs in my piggy bank. The amount was sufficient to start a small paan stall. I simply went to those poor kids and made a verbal contract “I will finance the stalls, I will get all the products from the market , you only have to sit on those stalls. I will take 30% of total profit.” They agreed as this was a very fair deal. In this way my first business started making profit of almost 5000 in first week. Unfortunately I had to close all my stalls within a month as my father came to know about everything. You won’t be surprised that I had 4 stalls when I closed the business. This created a clear image of entrepreneurship or business in my mind, and I totally believe that in India entrepreneurship is all about “Jugaad”.
Library:

When I was in 10th std, I started a library cum learning centre where people could come and read good books. I kept 10 Rs per week membership charge. It started of with a bang, as I conducted free seminars and panel discussions with the help of my teachers at public places. I easily got a fund of 25000 from different people. This was not something that I did for money. I wanted to do something that can help people in some way. Frankly,there were only few literate people. I wanted them to know the importance of education and I succeeded to some extent. But I was still a kid, I did what I could at that time. Managing school time and library became very difficult. The library continued till I was there in the city.I left my town after completing 10th. No one from my friends or family took responsibility of the library and finally it got closed.
My father being a doctor always wanted me to be a doctor, my mom wanted me to be an architect, and I had no idea what I was going to do in future. I went to Pune to do my Junior College. Those two years were almost waste because I could not  do anything other than studies, libraries and early morning exercises.
Confused with so many streams open, I finally ended up doing engineering in Pune.
Teaching for passion:

Engineering life has been the most exciting experience of my life till today. I started taking home tutions of 10th std to Engineering subjects. I started this activity when I was in Second year. Teaching is something that excites me a lot. I used to get tuition calls from a broker who used to take first month of my sallery. Again keeda of entrepreneurship triggered my brain and my first venture as an engineer came into existence: Xpert Home Tuitions. All I did was; I took a shop act, created a website and did some SEO and calls started flooding on my number for home tuitions. I made good amount of money that helped me start up with my next venture.

My Own Infosys:
While in third year, I saw people getting crazy about their placements, joining aptitude classes and preparing for the placement drive that will start after one year. How crazy was that!!! Even my best buddies joined the aptitude lectures. What I was doing? I was wandering? After Home Tutions I took up some freelancing projects of websites and software. I found myself comfortable with coding and continued with it. I had only feeling that I won't be going for any job. I wanted to start my own Infosys. With no clear idea of what a company is? With no idea about the difference between product and service company, with only knowledge of some coding in Java and PHP I thought I can start my own Infosys. """BECAUSE at that time I thought: if Infy is paying me 3.5 lac per anum it must be earning at least 10 lac per anum because of me"""" I dint want to loose that money. So started my own company "e-Lightening Technologies" with four friends, rented a flat for office. Started hunting for clients. We offered cheap web and software services which gave us some clients but that dint continue because of diversified interest of all the co-founders. Studies and business together again was a mess. We all split and  I was the only person left who was willing to continue. I dint close the company but started taking only two three projects every month and managed to finish up the college.
Even after the college I had no idea whether I should continue with it or start something else. Finally I decided to leave Pune and go to some other city having more opportunities for business. I found Mumbai nearest and dearest and all the way came to Mumbai to start my company here.
God Blessed Bombay:
God has blessed Mumbai with so many opportunities. If a person is jobless here, he is truly a useless person. I came to Mumbai and started my company here in a shared office at Byculla. I got the mezzanine part to put my setup. Hired two people and started working. In 4 months I got 28 clients. Most of the service based startups fail only because they are not able to make sufficient money at initial stage. I feel really good because I am making good money better than people doing job in MNCs. The best part is seeing your team grow. I now have a team of 5 and a new place at Fort CST and will be shifting there in few days.
Still Thinking of What Next?
I am still thinking what should I do next? though I have spent just five months in Mumbai and as a full time entrepreneur, I want something bigger and better. I am experimenting with some new products in social and advertising sector. I hope I will come up something that will be considered as a BIG Leap for me and my company.

Rodinhood star of the week post my Mr.Kamal Kalra. - Must read for someone who fears failure

I am writing this today cos, failure is celebrated only at one place in the world and that’s TRHS. I am amazed to see how people share their failure stories and are appreciated for that. I would have never spoken about my failures but got the motivation from this community. Not even my family understands this, and I have a tag of a failure and my family thinks that I should just be doing a job. Whenever I share a new business idea with my family they laugh and my mom then tells me not to try it :)
Anyway, here are my failure stories. I was introduced to business pretty early, by my dad. He was a departmental store owner, but an amazing businessman. I am sure if he would have been here, he would have supported my pursuit.

Bread Supplier: I was pretty young and the eldest son in the family. I knew our financial conditions were just not right to ask anything extra from my dad, but I also knew that I want to live my life. When I joined college, I wanted to own a bike. I asked my dad and he smiled. He said, you wanna ride a bike, so you’ll have to earn it. I was excited. I asked how? He said, I’ll give the minimum down payment possible and rest you’ll have to earn to pay the EMIs. I was in a regular college. I was not sure how I could earn while I was still in college. Here also he gave me a chance. We had an agency of bread and Soft drink. We used to supply bread and soft drink to small retailers around. He asked me to find out retailers and supply bread and soft drink to them in my spare time. I used to earn Rs 1 per loaf of bread supplied. It was a great deal. I used to wake up at 5:30 AM and used to supply bread. While coming back from college I used to collect the money. This way I started earning about Rs 100 – 150 per day. It was fun to know that with some small efforts I could earn my bike J . Finally I was a proud owner of a bajaj pulsar in a month. I still cherish those moments.
Lesson Learnt: If you have the right reward, you can really do anything. You got to understand, who needs what. My dad saved the cost of a supplier and at the same time taught me a lesson for life.

Kiryana Shop:  Well, supplying bread could not go for long, my dad passed away in 2003, when I was in my second year.  It was a sudden death. I didn’t know what to do. And for worse, we were broke.  I had two younger brothers, my mom and grand mom to take care of. Anyway, I decided that I will manage the shop. I worked hard and gave the most of the shops around a run for their money. People there still talk about the things I did at that time. Like, I started sending fliers with the lowest cost (it was before super markets came around). People used to flock at our shop. Simple marketing, let the consumer come to your shop, give him 2 things at his price and rest at your price. You’ll still be able to get the same margin. It worked for a year or two. Finally, I completed my graduation and that’s where things started going bad. My mom wanted me to take up a job. Her point was that the shop is anyway running, anybody can sit on the shop and I should look for something else. And then emotional blackmailing, of the fact that my dad also wanted me to take up a good job.
I succumbed to that and left the shop to take up a job. The shop was managed by my younger brother, who was not interested in studies and my mom. We started fighting on smallest of the issues and finally the shop was closed within a year.
Lesson: It’s your baby; nobody else will raise him like you can. Business is not for those who can’t get a job. Business is for those who want to do much more than a job. People tell me that you need money to do a business. I tell them, money is just a fuel. You need a good car and an equally good driver too.
Fabrication Unit: As expected, I got bored of my routine job soon. Moreover, the shop was on the verge of getting closed. Competition had also raised people around were pouring money in departmental stores like anything and we did not have it. Anyway, I thought of another business idea. Export houses were in demand at that time. There were a lot of small and big fabrication units flourishing. I spoke to a friend and took some basic knowledge. It felt as if it was nothing. You need to have a few machines, karigars, and orders from export houses. That’s it :) I knew I am confident and can convince people. The best thing was that I was educated, unlike most of the fabrication unit owners. I took a loan from my mom, and brought 10 machines to start a fabrication unit. I used to work in night shifts those days. I will then work nights in office, come early morning, would sleep for about 4 -5 hours and then go in search of workers as well as Orders. Getting orders was not difficult, in fact some export houses were really appreciative of the fact that I was working at this age. I was 19 at that time. Well, orders starting pouring in. But the next huddle was the workers. Who would make those orders. It was really difficult, cos, I used to get the money 15 days after fulfilling the order and I had to pay to workers daily. Cash flow was a challenge at that time. But I somehow managed. But it was just a matter of a year. Here also, things started getting out of hands. I was still working and could not manage both the things together. Moreover, the worst thing was I could not manage workers. I just could not relate to them and their problems. I felt, they were exaggerating, but I was wrong. Finally, due to lack of money, lack of people management, things started falling apart. I had to close the unit, sold off all the machines, of course at a loss.
Lesson:  Managing people is also important. Retaining talent is the most important aspect of any business. You’ll have to strike a right balance, between business development and talent management.

Dial a Cake: This was a business I could sustain the longest. May be because I was little more experienced and was little mature when I did this. Okay, I had already lost a few opportunities till now and my family was completely against doing business. I stuck to my job and the entrepreneurial streak I had helped me rose in my position in the job as well. Within 3 year, I was a Manager. I learnt people management in my job. At one time, I was managing a team of about 50 people, so it was great. I realized that in corporate companies, cake cutting was pretty frequent. I thought, this was a great opportunity, cos, no one used to deliver cakes at that time. I again took courage and thought of starting up Dial a Cake. It was a novel concept. I knew it will be hit. I did some basic calculation and started the company. What I didn’t realize was that keeping your rates low would ensure initial orders but it will be difficult to sustain in the long run. There was a market gap, people were ready to pay anything if you give them the quality. But I kept the rates low and later kept struggling for margins. There was a lot of learning in the process, but I could not sustain it. The bottom line, I had another failed business in my kitty.
Lessons I learnt from Dial a Cake :1.  Market Research is important but you need to place your product right as well. If your product has potential, it’s okay to place it a little higher than competition. You don’t always have to play yourself small.
2.  it’s a tight rope of Net Margins and Sales. At times we get tempted with a sale and give away discounts. The discounts you give today are going to hamper your net margins tomorrow. Keep this in mind.
3. it’s easier to put a rate tag and convince the consumer but it’s difficult to revise it. Believe me, the most difficult part today it to convince the customer for revised rate
4. Brand is important. Create a Brand be it service or product. People will remember the brand and any feedback, positive or negative, will get attached to the brand.
5. Think about your running costs more than your initial costs. Onetime costs are still okay to bear, but it’s the running cost that has to be looked at. When we start a business we get tempted to take things which we don’t need immediately, may be because we took those things for granted in a job. But in your own business, you got to keep a right balance in what’s important and what’s not.
6. Last but not the least, you got to look at the revenue channels. At times we feel that this could not be a revenue channel for a business like us, but think again. Business is all about innovating and challenging the rules. You never know you might find a new revenue channel for your business. For ex. With Dial a Cake I always thought that we are B2C and will deliver once a customer calls. But it proved wrong when we approached a few shops who were not selling cakes but we put our brochures at their shops and got some amazing business from them.

Well, after these failures, I have learnt a lot but I seriously feel there’s lot more, yet to be learned.
It’s an ongoing process and we all keep learning at every step of our life.
Right now I am working with an ecommerce startup and have learnt here a lot as well. I hope to start again soon and with the blessings and experience of TRHS, I am sure, I’ll go a long way :)
Thanks for reading this far.

Rodinhood star of the week post by Aman Jha - Must read for aspiring entrepreneurs

I used to run coaching classes on contract-basis few years back, It was a moderate cash cow for but not my own venture as it didn't bear my name though I was the one who was running it, recruiting teaching staff, paying them, etc. But classes was owned by some other guy whom I used to give share of revenue.
In 2010, unfortunately I got less students, the amount of fees collected was less than I had to pay to my teaching staff. But I had a buffer of 6 months as I used to pay only after completion of syllabus.
(Now comes the mistakes that I did to doom my 1st venture)
1. Always take calculated risk not just based on vague assumptions & Never take out cash from cash starved business to fund another business
I had an idea of starting a food outlet in my mind since long, so I thought why not use this money to fund my idea and make profit and pay back my staffs 6 months later.
But the money was not enough to start with, so I went on selling my idea to my friends for investment and finally convinced two friends Rohan and Sayali to invest 50k and 100k respectively. But all that they gave me at that point of time was promise to invest that amount, nothing was in my hand or on paper.
2. In food business location dictates what is to be served
I started searching for location and the criteria was there should be colleges around and low rentals, I found such a place but in Badlapur (20km from Kalyan). Badlapur was developing fast, many new constructions were coming up but market was yet to be developed. I got a place, Bharat college and Mahatre college in vicinity, so I thought it was ideal location as more than 3000 students were studying in these colleges.
Next I started  searching for chef, I used to stand outside the hotels and approach their cooks and tell them that I have a vacancy. Finally with this practice I met Ganesh Patil who was going to be my chef for next 14 months. He was then serving as Head Chef in Smokin Joe and had an experience of 10 yrs. Now he was a pizza expert and no one served pizza in Badlapur, so it was a ideal choice for me. I immediately started working on that direction of starting a pizza outlet but didn't think for a second 'Why there weren't any pizza outlets in Badlapur?' It often happens that we want to capture a virgin market and when we get such a place we want ourselves to believe that it's a virgin market just because no one thought of that idea.
Actually, people in Badlapur were conservative when it comes to spending and with limited exposure. Many a times my customers used to ask me how to eat pizza? So pizza was not an ideal choice.
Ideal choice would have been to start with something which start at Rs. 10. Even Vada-Pav with some USP would have worked. So when you find a market with no competition dont rejoice first probe why there is no competitors. And for food business, location always dictate what is to be served.
3. First get all the money on table from paper then start spending.
Rohan as per promise gave me 50k but Sayali had some HUF problems, so she told me start using the money I had with me and she would pay me few weeks later. I believed her spent all the money in procuring equipments, raw materials, rent, deposit, etc. Sayali kept on postponing but I somehow managed to match all the expenditure and the amount I had with me and launched 'Chaska Pizza Outlet' but I had literally zero balance in my account the day I started. I had no money even to pay the expenditures for a month on the first day. Later, of course Sayali didn't invest single penny and I was partly doomed, as I had no contingency fund, fund for marketing, etc.
4. If you don't have deep pockets then start small
I had picture of Pizza Hut and Dominos while starting my pizza outlet but didn't have deep pockets like them which I ignored. I went on to recruit 4 people, giving them good salaries so that they won't leave, then I rented a 1000 sq.ft space instead of a kiosk which added the burden of high rentals. I went on to procure equipment with more capacities than I'd require initially, anticipating whole Badlapur waiting outside my outlet for pizzas, I procured more no. of chairs and tables than required hoping all 3000 students of nearby colleges spending their free time at my outlet spending extravagantly.
5. Only take inputs from experienced people but while executing use your own brain
As my chef had 10 years of experience I'd often take inputs from him and used to end up taking orders from him. He told him he would need 300 sq.ft space just for kitchen, so I had to rent a big space 1000 sq.ft.
He told me he would need an assistant who must have good experience in hotel industry while truth is even a fresher would have done that job, so I ended up hiring his friend.
He gave me list of equipment he'd need and without trying to find alternative I bought them.
He gave me a list of distributors to procure raw materials from, and I ended up procuring best of the raw materials available in the market, just imagine distributor of Dominos and mine were same. 
I tried to convince him to lower down the quality a bit according to the crowd and we will be able to lower down our prices too because people in Badlapur were more concerned about quantity and money spent than quality. Many a times customer would suggest lower down the price we don't mind you lowering the quality a bit. No matter how much I'd tell my chef to lower down quality, he always did the same. I wish I'd have used my brains very 1st day.
6. Keep operating cost as low as possible

As my chef was highly experienced, I was paying him Rs.10000, which is equivalent to what good pizza brands pay, I was paying his assistant Rs.6000, and I also had two delivery boys.
No one used to bring tiffin, chef used to cook lunch for everyone there itself using a commercial cylinder which was costing me Rs.1200, and I had to bear the cost of all the food that was cooked and everyone partied.
Due to these things our operating cost went as high as 50k per month and remember I said I didn't had a penny on day 1. So the total sale of Pizza's in 1st month was 45k, lower than operating cost. so I made a good loss in 1st month itself.
10 months later I brought down operating cost drastically to 15k per month, that was a good trick how I did that.
But the point here is, what if I'd have adopted this strategy in 1st month itself having a operating cost of just 15k in 1st month. Sales was 45k in 1st month, so I could have made profit in the 1st month itself and invested the surplus amount in marketing and would have entered a different phase.
So it was a great mistake of having a high operating cost which absorbed all my money, so I couldn't do marketing, no marketing so no awareness in public, no sales, so we entered into vicious circle.

Finally 14 months later I had to close down my venture and when I look back it was only and only my mistakes, though I gained lot of experience, turned into mature from being amateur.
Of course I couldn't pay my teaching staff too, so I had to take more loan to pay them. But then this incident taught me how to take charge, what are the details to be taken care of, how to manage finance, how to deal with customer and how to have realistic assumptions.

Top 10 things the UPA Can Do to Turn Things Around - from economics times blog

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I have heard that a number of Indian commercial films are made without a fully written script. In other words, the script falls into place as the movie is made. The current anti-corruption saga seems to be unfolding in a very similar fashion, with the UPA in the director's seat. At the moment, the UPA seems to be completely clueless on how to end this film.

At every stage in this battle, Team Anna seems to be ahead of the game, and to make matters worse for the UPA, Team Anna clearly has tremendous public support that only seems to be growing by the minute. How can the UPA stem the rot? Having completely lost face multiple times in this battle, is there room for a comeback? The good news for the UPA is that the Opposition is still unable to take advantage of the situation.

Here are ten things the UPA could do to win back the hearts and minds of the people, pave the way for Rahul Gandhi, and set the Opposition on the back foot - a perfect happy ending after a lot of melodrama.

10. Form a new team (Team UPA) to take on Team Anna comprising of Rahul Gandhi, A.K. Antony, Jairam Ramesh, and one other individual. This person must have a good legal brain, must have excellent communication skills, and a relatively clean image. He or she should have what it takes to face up to the legal brains of the Bhushans. A.K. Antony is in for his honest image, Ramesh for his outspokenness, and Rahul for the Gandhi "topping" and to set the stage for his ascendancy to the throne.

9. Give this team a crash course on the ins and outs of Lokpal, starting from its history since 1968. (Sorry Rahul, some serious "mugga" is needed here.) Conduct mock discussions behind the scenes to ensure that the team is fully prepared.

8. Brainstorm and decide which of the remaining points of contention in the Lokpal bill you are willing to give in on and which are non-negotiable. Have very clear reasons, and be prepared to argue and present your case to the media and to the public at large.

7. Frequently communicate to the rank and file of the party about the official stance on the Lokpal. Inform all and sundry in the Congress party that they are forbidden to speak on Lokpal, especially if it's out of line with the party's stance. Dress up Manish Tewari and Digvijay Singh in women's clothing (a la Baba Ramdev) and pack them off to an unknown destination until this is anti-corruption saga is over.

6. Force the joint draft committee members from the government team to take a back seat. No more fake smiles and guarded, evasive, non-committal statements from the likes of Kapil Sibal and P. Chidambaram. This team is like the Indian batting order - it has been completely exposed. No matter how many Tests it plays under these conditions, it is unlikely to score any points with the public.

5. Swallow your pride and invite Team Anna for a discussion and telecast the proceedings live. This is reality TV at its best (or worst, depending on how you look at it), so make sure Team UPA knows its stuff and has done its homework. In return, insist on a commitment from Anna to end his fast.

4. Turn up the heat on the Opposition for being spineless, corrupt, missing in action, you name it.

3. Agree to withdraw the current Lokpal bill and table a new bill in Parliament based on the negotiations with Team Anna and inputs from anyone else who might be feeling left out of the discussion. Commit to initiating a serious debate in Parliament and challenge every Party to announce its position on the bill formally and in public.

2. Use your majority in Parliament to pass the new bill that has the blessings of Team Anna and others. Have a live press conference to claim all round victory.

1. Plan and execute on Manmohan Singh's retirement before he further damages his reputation.

Rahul Dravid Bleeds Blue: One Last Time!...(This is from a blog by Dr. Saurabh Agrawal)

When the weather becomes stormy, take a shelter behind The ‘Wall’.






The Wall Rises once again: Hail Rahul Dravid, India’s very own resident Phoenix(as far as ODI’s are concerned). I mean seriously, how often would you see a batsman who is not thought of as an ODI player, go on to score 10,000+ runs? You write him off, you turn the pages, you close the book and open a new book, a new chapter and POP!!! He is staring right there at you in your face.
India were riding high on their World Cup triumph, Dravid was nowhere in the picture but Lo and Behold, suddenly, he is right there standing tall. Is it just a Co-incidance that there in the theatres The Planet of the Apes is rising, and here out of nowhere The WALL is rising once again among a bunch of apes? (Sorry for being so disrespectful towards our young World Champions, but what can i say after watching those awkward body postures some of them attained while facing the English and the Caribbean bouncers?) I am sure the selectors too watched it and had no option but to fall back to the battle hardened, age-old Warrior.
Rahul Dravid has once again proved that he is the King of Bad Times. Ignored when the days are sunny, but soon as the days become gloomy, going gets tough, and crisis knocks at the door, selectors once again turn their heads towards Dravid.(Only to turn their back towards him once they are done with him)

The 'Chosen One' to be Snubbed again and again

Dravid, the ignored Step-child of ODI Cricket: As expected, the talks are on. Selectors are saying, ‘Horses for Courses’. Experts are divided between “Its a step in backward direction” and “It was the only option left considering he has been the only in-form batsman on the tour”. Cynics are claiming an under the table deal to give Dravid a chance to retire respectfully(Something that is believed to happen to Ganguly as well), but the Fans and the neutrals with some common sense know better.
Dravid has played just 6 odi matches in past 4 yrs, but he still rightfully owns a place in Test Team and whenever need be, he could have retired respectfully from Tests. There was no need to strike a ‘deal’. For that matter, fans do believe that there was no need to show him the door in the first place. After all, it was just 5 failures in a series immediate after his resignation as captain, and Zap!! He was dropped. And that too when in some of the innings he came in to bat as late as 40 overs which compelled him to slog, and when only a few months back, he had climbed to his career high ICC ODI Ranking of 5. It was as if the Selectors were only waiting for a chance to chop him off.
2 years later, When the batting was struggling, they called for his services once again in a lead up to the Champions Trophy in South Africa, only to dump him 6 matches later, the fact that he was the 2nd highest run-getter for India in those 6 matches notwithstanding. The obvious reason being, India were back in their own backyard, the run-oozing tracks of Vadodara, Nagpur and Hyderabad and the young guns were good enough to tackle it. Any other player in the world might have made a huge hue and cry, Newspapers would have been loaded of articles in his support, effigies would have been burnt, but nothing of that sort happened. PR was never his strong suit.
And now 2yrs later, he has been again given a howler to save the day( Much like Prince Caspian gave a howler to the Pevensie siblings in The Chronicles of Narnia 2), and suddenly Rahul Dravid finds himself back in this magical world of Narnia(Read ODI Cricket) that he so much wanted to go back to, but could only go back when it called him to save itself from getting into ruins.

As far as the ODIs are concerned, the Indian Selectors have always treated Rahul Dravid like a step-son is treated by his step-mom in cheesy Bollywood movies, ignoring and hating him all along, only to shower all the love in the world when she comes to know that her husband died leaving all his money in the son’s name, only to ignore him back once she is done with him. And Dravid is no different from the Filmi ‘Beta’. He obliges his mom every single time.
All in a day’s Play: Well, the matter of fact is, Finally Dravid is a part of the ODI Team again. That he declared his retirement few hours later is another thing. That fateful day, 6th of August, being a hardcore Dravid fan, i ran through a lot of emotions.
When in the afternoon, i got a message on FB from a friend, “Hi!congrats!age,Dhoni,couldn’t prevent him to be selected!”(sic), i was bewildered, “What is he talking about? Is he Talking about RD?”. Astonished, i checked out and i found out that indeed he was talking about RD. To start with, i was a bit surprised, like Dravid, but surprise was momentary as euphoria and ecstasy soon overtook. My dream had come true. I’ll have to come out honestly here, as i did pray to god before the England series that please God, Let Rahul play in such amazing form, and let the others struggle so that he can break into the ODI team once again. (Though i never knew that my prayer would bring with it, two crushing defeats for India.) But soon, Anger took over euphoria. Here, I’ll have to deviate from the topic a bit.
As a Post 1983 born Indian, we all had a collective dream of watching India win the World Cup, but along with it came a sub-dream. As in Hindu Mythology, there are Brahma, Vishnu and Mahesh, there are (With due respect to other great cricketers like Kumble, Laxman et al) 3 gods in Indian Cricket too. Sourav, Rahul, and Sachin(The latter owing to his 7yrs head-start went on to become the World wide god of cricket). More than half of the Indians wanted to see Sachin lift the WC trophy, many wanted to see Ganguly kissing the Trophy, but there were a few people who wanted to watch Dravid kissing that coveted Trophy too. I was one of those few.
So, obviously, i was angry. Why? If they had to call him back after all, why not before the World Cup? Why only Now? The Anger lasted a while longer than surprise and ecstasy, but soon Tension crept in. Will he be able to perform considering he has played just 6 matches in past 4yrs? Even if he performs, will he be retained in the squad once Team comes back to the home tracks which are born to deliver 300-350+ runs(just like an Indian illiterate Village woman whose only job is to deliver and raise babies)? Even if he is retained, will he be able to continue till the 2015 WC in Australia? Will he be able to win it there? (Yeah, i know, dont blame me. Its the power of imagination, dreams, hope and optimism that the god has given to humanity to go on and on even in the times of hopelessness). But as the night came, Peace ensued. Dravid had announced his retirement from ODIs. No more Worrying. From selection to Retirement, it all happened in a day’s play, a day when nobody could overshadow him in News channels Prime time slot, nobody could overshadow him in the next day’s newspaper Columns.
Adding Insult to the Injury: When i saw Dravid announcing his retirement from the limited overs format of the Game, i could feel the internal pain Dravid was going through. For a person who is known to be very articulate, quick thinker and fast speaker, the way he stuttered through the conference made his disappointment and frustration evident. First dropped from the team after a handful of failures, called back 2yrs later, and then snubbed once again inspite of decent showing, he might have just wondered what wrong he has done? And when finally he was overlooked for the WC Team shattering his dream chance of winning the world cup, i can only imagine how he might have made peace with himself telling that, ‘Ok Man! you are no more an ODI player, just concentrate on Tests.‘ And then suddenly comes a call back to ODIs freshening up his wounds, adding insult to the injury.
Something tells me that if Rahul is the best bet to play in tough English conditions, then probably, of all the people, Rahul Dravid deserved to own a World Cup Medal more than anyone else. Something tells me that had he been a part of Indian Team instead of Kohli or Raina, India would have still won the Cup.

“I am honoured and privileged to be selected in the Indian one day team”, said he but one can only guess how much turmoil he was going through from within. He must have been asking himself, Why now?? Why was i snubbed then? Why am i being called back now? Only to be snubbed again? How long am i going to be exploited like that?

Its ironical and only the Genius Indian Selectors could have achieved this feat of forcing a batsman who has played just 6 matches in last 4yrs to officially announce his retirement. How well he has been rewarded for his never ending commitment to the Team.

Enough is Enough!!

The Wise Decision: The message was clear from the selectors, “Yes, we are the World Champions without the Services of Rahul Dravid, but it has little to do with the talent of youngsters. It has more to do with the downfall of the invincible Australians and the luck that by rotation policy the World Cup fell in Indian Sub-continent. Any Tom, Dick and Harry is good enough to represent the team and win the WC in India, but when it comes to tough English Storm, We need you, the real warrior to weather it, Oh Wall”.Any other player in the world would probably have boasted or displayed his ego as if he has finally proved a point. But in all humility, as humble as Dravid is, he told the selectors that he is ready to serve the team once more in ODIs, but this time it is the last time. And it was probably a very wise decision. Not only did he save the youngsters like Raina, Sharma, Kohli et al from falling into a zone of uncertainty and insecurity that they have one less spot to compete, he also saved the selectors from the dilemma of whether to persist with him or not once Indians return to their own backyard where it is much easier for the younger lot to score runs. But most Importantly, he saved himself from the repetition of the humiliating and unjust treatment meted out to him in 2 not-so-easy installments in 2007 and 2009. He rightfully rejected the offer of a 3rd installment in 2011.

Since i had not been picked for one day cricket for the last 2yrs, i was obviously a little surprised and to be honest because i wasn’t picked i had not informed the selectors or the board of my desire to solely focus on test cricket.

This was probably his way of telling the selectors that i have not forgotten the snubbing of the past but i had made my peace with myself and you robbed me off my peace.

In the Long term,its best for me to solely focus on the test cricket.

This was probably his humble way of saying enough is enough. 2yrs hence, when Indian batting struggles again, don’t come looking for me. I have had enough of this bullshit.
Ultimately, Dravid gets his well deserved chance to hang his boots on his terms. Well Done, RD. You Proved that The Nice man, after all the injustices done to him, can still finish First.

The Nice Guy who Did Finish First

Time to raise a Toast for the Champion: So, Come September, All You Dravidians, get ready to raise the toast and Watch the True God-Cum-Servant of the Game Bleed Blue for one last time.

MEFC Ka INIESTA KON.....???

18 june ko ek delhadene wali ghatna hui. Ahmi sagle paper la jaychya aadhi asach ball gheun time pass karat hoto. Upen Gandhe BIOMED ani yatin sir aple skills dakhwat hote.

Ani skills dakhavta dakhavta taklya cha vishay nighala. ani tevha aple yatin sir who is d creator said " are taklya toh apna mefc ka iniesta hai".

So Taklya hai mefc ka iniesta........!!

I Know this blog is crap, par Nippa bola agar kuch likha nai to teri blog pe gand marunga isliye likha.

MEFC...need i say more...!!!!

Hmm...MEFC is sumthin tht is quite close to our hearts...The world of football at bhivpuri for us starts and ends over it...

I get tremors imagining wat would have happned if it werent for one NASPATI wala day, (i mean it bcoz tht was d first time in our life tht v had gt KTs ...its was d sem1 result day) wen sum legendary punters from bhivpuri decided to try their luck and skill in the maxi state tournament..

The ambar wada pav despo nippa , honourable yatin sir, nirmala daya salunkhe, radha muthuappa , ronaldinho's dad pravin dongre , liverpool ka star player gappi , Ambar wadapav wale ka son in law Louie and some of the great legendary players in bhivpuri  decided to show those maxi guys wer dey stand in terms of football.

The major prob for them was to decide a name for their team wich would live upto their name.

Nirmala suggested we should have the name NKT..For v were among d gr8 enggs who had achieved kt on tht day.

Bt mind u yatin sir had sumthin else in mind..

(gr8 ppl think differently)

Since being the coach of sir fergusson , man utd was fan of yatin sir.

He wanted somthing related to it..

Then by godly vision, Yatin sir remembered tht v wer mumbai engineers..(mind u we r proud of it..aint v??;-) )

So he ordered v should keep the name MUMBAI ENGINEERS' FOOTBALL CLUB (MEFC)..

The only name suitable for legends lyk him.

Evry1 hailed yatin sir for his brilliance..and d name was chosen.

HAil yatin sir...

thts how MEFC originated..

And well as u knoe the rest is HISTORY...!!!!!

see ya...

njoy...

keep bloggin guys...

:-D

tijyaa...!!!

Uday : Ajun ekda karun dakhav!

The line that sends high volt currents through the body.. feeling of the mighty death god approaching with army of dementors.. the fear grasps you tightly.. you start to think about your loved ones.. *ohh mommy..ohh daddy i have got myself into some crazy shit*..

but you know that you have been challenged.. though the person is non other than uday (the person whos nickname cannot be taken aka demivoldemort).. you think you can be the modern harry potter.. and you do it again.. and then you have to suffer the consequences.. public humiliation..

similar incident happened in the 6.57 karjat train.. coincidentally the victim's name (nickname is harishchandra) was harry.. he was checking out new features from voldemort's (uday) cell.. after some time voldemort thought that this kid is crazy and dont know how to use his cell.. so he demanded his cell back politely.. harry said "no".. *voldemort : calm down he's jst a kid* .. so again he asked..this time rudely.. the reply was same..he got annoyed.. ( shreyas,rahul,yatin and magloo's like akshay,abhishek were all laughing)..

well the fact that akshay(magloo kid) was laughing was considered as an utter insult..*wtf man*

..voldemort took his cell from harry..to his surprise harry tapped the screen as a mark of protest..*BC. you protested against me?..tmk*.. and then those words came out.. "ajun ekda karun dakhav!".. chu harry actually repeated his actions.

the moment after he touched the screen voldemorts hand touched his cheek..(touching the cheek is very mild pharse for.. SLAP :) ).. harry was SLAPPED hard in his face( the mark on actual harry's forehead..just showing the similarities).. what a public humiliation..

this story ends here(actually there are next 5 movies in actual harry potter and in that case voldemort knew harry would come to take the revenge) but demivoldemort didnt know that.. after sometime(months) he was going to get attacked by harry's army.. mishi, nippa, rahul, kukku.. this time they had what harry didnt.. the NICKNAME..

the war of words started..the famous spell "ajun ekda karun dakhav!' was repeated.. even mishi and nippa had to sacrifice their pride.. but at the end he cried.. yessss.. lord voldemort cried..the final chapter was written in BCR..( similarly hogwarts is where the battle ends)..every department of the (ytiet) ministry was informed about it.. public humiliation.. revenge was completed.. and thus the story.

ty.. hav a nice day!

Is it time to publicize BhiT???

Guys as v hav been successful in creatin a wonderful blog BHIVPURI TIMES for expressin ourselves and our experiences in bhivpuri...
I feel its time to expand our audiences to every1 related to bhivpuri...wat say??/
It would be nice to knoe abt d experiences of oders...
If ya all interested den v can go ahead with it...
reply...
see ya...
njoy...
tijyaa...

ps.: wer d fuk is yatin sir..!!!!!!

AUTHORS NEEDED...NOT TOURIST AGENTS

My own sloppiness in writing. There were some associated issues that led me to write what I did, and the missing lacking information,makes my statements only all too easily misinterpreted. The associated issues were rather vital in in what I wanted to put across, and I didn't mention them at all....yeaaaaahhhh yeaaahhhh yeaaaaahhhhh the bloody shame james needs good author as if he was born wid oxford dictionary or maybe bible enrangled between his BANANA feets...:P:P

I also apologize for any unwarrented hurt I may have caused anyone else with the sloppiness of my thinking on this issue, and I will re-examine the issue in a new blog post. And try to improve wid d blogs finaalllyyy i need to improve and impress d MOST FOLLOWED BLOGGER IN D HISTORY ....none oder den our very own NIPPA......

we love u nippa (though i dnt noe if anyone really means it...:p:p)

MY GOD!!!! WHAT A RELIEF!!

FINALLY M DONE WID 11 PAPERS WHICH WAS DEFINATELY D HIGHEST NO OF EXAMS HAV APPEARED EVAA IN MA WHOLE CAREER....

FOR D FIRST TIME I REAALLLYYYY PUSHED HARD AND TRIED MA BEST FOR D PAST 30-35 DAYS M REALLY SATISFIED BUT I NOE DAT COMING 60 ODD DAYS WILL BE TERRIBLE FOR ME....AS I DNT NOE WHETHER IF I WILL CLEAR D GOLDEN ADIC PAPER.....SLEEPLESS NIGHTS R XPECTED.....I REALLY HAVE A BAD EXPERIENCE AS AAKASH SAY'S DAT M A BIG TIME CHOKER( YE LIKHTE WAKT MAAN KHALI THA MERA....:P:P ) M NOR SURE KI MERA GOLDEN NIKLEGA..... THEN TOO M HAPPY DAT IN ANY CASE I WONT B WRITIN 1-12 PAPERS AGAIN IN MA LIFE....UNLESS VARSHA MAM IS UNLEASHED...OR SHE CHECKS ALL MA PAPERS WHICH IS NOT POSSIBLE.....

UPAR SAB LIKHA HUA BAKWAS HAI BHOSADE ME GAYE MERE EXAMS....YE BATAO KAB MILNA HAI, REALLY MISSIN YA SAALA BAHOT DIN SE HASA HI NAHI HU....LAST TIME HASA THA TAB MERA GALA DABA DIYA THA EK RADKYA NE.....CHALO GHUMNE JAATE HAI....MERE PLANS FALTU HOTE HAI..TAKLYA U R GENIUS PLAN KAR KUCH...AND BDAE PARTIES BHI BAAKI HAI SABKA......

APNE GHAR PE MILTE HAI AUR DECIDE KARTE HAI...WHAT NEXT????

KUMBHOJKAR vs KUMBHOJKAR

"a KUMBHOJKAR abhyass zala ka?????" sum1 askd me at bhivpuri station today, while I was wondering who he was n why was he asking me abt my "abhyass" it suddenly struck me it was MATHS paper today..........
KUMBHOJKAR a really weird and very uncommon surname, but i was still okay with it, never was i ashamed of it nor was I troubled by it.........
till I entered ENGINEERING dat is...............
Now as i entered engineering I got a lot of reactions n a hell lot of comments for my surname being KUMBHOJKAR, obviously it was 4 d first tym ma surname was being recognized for nt being uncommon, but it was actually d most common word in engineering after ofcourse "lag gaye"........
But i was still okay with it.....
As days passed people started thinking dat it was my responsibility to clear MATHS as i was born with d surname KUMBHOJKAR even people unknown to me started commenting on my surname........
One of d most ridiculous incident dat i heard 4m kukku abt my surname was he once went to see his result of I guess 2nd SEM n was also checking out my result, a boy beside him unknown 2 me as wel as him was seeing his result as well, wen he suddenly, i dont know hw in d world, saw my surname n den d first thing he did see was whether i had cleard MATHS, n as u knw dat i hadnt, dat Son of a Bi*** said " abe ye dekh KUMBHOJKAR ho k bhi iska MATHS nahi nikla" n startd laughing.........
Nw all I want 2 say is come on, ok , i know my surname is KUMBHOJKAR and m nt clearing my MATHS " abe toh kya bacche ki jaan loge"................
I started hating dat other KUMBHOJKAR who writes dis stupid MATHS textbooks n I realized dat even if I ignore all d comments, I wil still hve 2 deal with MATHS n the surname KUMBHOJKAR, n dat led to a cold war between me n d other KUMBHOJKAR dat is G.V. KUMBHOJKAR..........(of course its one sided war)
All I want 2 say is, u hve d book whoever may be d author just study n clear ur subjects why do people even bother 2 bother me with my surname n expect me to clear MATHS........
Today as I sat on d staircase for studying MATHS-4, i saw Naila miss coming towards me I wished her Good afternoon n after wishing me back the nxt thing she said was " So shreyas its KUMBHOJKAR vs KUMBHOJKAR today........... n I was like WTF...........
Even after the paper everyone was cumin towards me and asking me " abe saale itna tough paper kyu set kiya tha puch na KUMBHOJKAR se???? n all I wanted to say was " abe chu**** paper toh mujhe bhi tough gaya hai MY SURNAME is KUMBHOJKAR bt i am nt the WRITER"
woh G.V. KUMBHOJKAR hai aur main SHREYAS KUMBHOJKAR..........
woh CHAVA hai per main nahi hun................
D battle began with MATHS-1 and is still nt over mayb it might get over after i clear MATHS-4 the last chapter to dis whole story........
maybe........

Kukku ka BALATKAR..!!!!!..Balatkari ka hua balatkar..!!

Abhi mil hue sutro k anusaar pata chale he 15 taarik ko dupahar k 3pm se 6pm tak kukku ka balatkar hua..!!!
Jaan kari k anusaar rapist W.E he...!!
According to sources these is how d events happnd:
kukku was very relaxed abt W.E..
He was repeatedly teasin nippa wid the anorexic W.E buk of only 120 pages...(Nandu pub. ki ACG)
He thot W.E was his left hand's easy job..
He thot it is a chu sub and he vl fuk the paper..
Bt the paper had sumthin else in mind..
It was ready with masterplan wich he got from adc ...THEORY...!!!
As soon as kukku met the paper.. He was shocked..It was full of hTml code..complete theory...
Kukku's ass tore off..!!!!
His magnetic iron filing hair ran away.
And the W.E. paper rolled itself and raped kukku upside down..Due Veet hair removal cream , Kukku didnt hav his shield..."THE VIKING CHEST HAIR" wid him...
He was left to the mercy off W.E..
Bt w.e was very angry since kukku had insulted it very much.
By 6pm it was too late for kukku...he was completely molested..
According to sources, it been thot tht all this mite hav happned bcoz kukku didnt receiv god goku energy thru YEs We Can...
It mite be thru...
thts it for 2day...
Guys v still havnt gt as much blogs as expected..
Cum on authors start writin...
YES WE CAn...!!!!!
see ya...
tijyaa...:-)

If you havent given a triple then you havent given a triple!

It was 2nd year. the month was november. nippa,kukku,lui,mishi,takalya,ak n me.. we were all doing chugiri at chokers.. it was going pretty good when suddenly manoj (ki maa) popped up and told "time table lagala re.. "

kukku..nippa n me shared a quick glance.. we were like " aai chya gavat.. o.O bho####

me and taklya as usual sat der (lazy rascals :D ) as evrybody ran towards the board.. i was counting no of subjects in my mind and eagerly awaiting when kukku came with that news.. fuker sala acchi vali smile de raha tha.

*which was the indication that "la##de lagle ahet"*

everybody was tense.. nippa and kukku were abusing continuously..i was lukin in the notebuk.. one by one ..i first saw double **ohk lets c**.. another double...**bc** then.. m3 (:|) ..bee (:) ).. m4 consecutive.. (:D) "yO bc.. maze LA#### lagele..mala triple ahe.. n golden inbetween ".. everybody's mood changed.. they were so happy :D .. even i was super duper xcited.

the xam started as per kukkus fav dialogue" well begun is half done". later everybody was like "shat## half done " .. so the doubles came and gone like nothing significant .. then came the triple.. i had mentally prepared myself for that "thing"..huh and it started but ended when i was raped.. i studied well for m3.. paper was ok.. but the thought of no sleep for next 48 hrs min was giving me nightmares..believe me the thought of your comfy bed,the lovey-dovey blanket a good nights sleep in chilling winter is just irresistible :|

came home n started bee right away in less than 1 hr.. bee paper was fadu..mishi, college hamaal and charlie.. they all told me that how critical your mental state is during golden.. our supervisor was pakya (maths teacher). after 1 hr 45 mins i finished my paper and i was scratching the blank pages when he came near me n said" rahul,golden ahe na?. zala pan evdhya lavkar paper?. abbyas kelelas na?. paper kasa hota?.. ".. -_- ..**mc.. harami tula kay karaychay**..

back home to my surprise i was full of energy.. i guess THAT was the spiritual energy of the triple..i was totally charged up.. luking at the simplex method.. eating lays..and suddenly i woke up in the morning.. dhinka chika dhinka chika dhing dhing dhing.. :D

so in next 4-5 hrs mereko pura m4 karna tha! well the story ends here itself.. coz paper fuked me.. :) total enlightenment (in nippas words)..

but when i came out i was a hero..then nippa aka goku (2 tripple) and kukku aka krillin(1 golden tripple) continued the legendary saga of the triple.. and now they are at that mental stage where no one can reach.( xcept for yatin sir who has surpassed them a way back) !

moral: kunacha kay tar kunacha kay!

The awkward moment for atul when kukku gets a BAAP pc

well.. as we all know that despite kukkus heroics in 6th sem (specially adc paper) :P

hes getting a >>BAAP PC<< =

1. min 1tb hd

2. 4 gb ram

3. 2gb graphic card

4. I7 (may b generation 2 :P )

5. gaming keyboard and mouse and yeah gaming mousepad

6. 7.1 speakers

so hes a very LUCKY BOY (:p ) !

.. manya "jalali ka?" :D

btw atul wants >>xp cd<< so if ne one has it pls help him :D !!

Guyzzz!!! kyuki mera golden paper accha nahi gaya hai hav decided to visit shirdi to offer prayers to baba...So will b goin to shirdi by bus....kukoo is about to accompany me...so any1 of u intrested can join....

COST 350/- TO AND FRO...which is inclusive of shani shingnapur (SINGAPORE...:p:p)

OVERNIT JOURNEY AND WILL B BACK BY NEXT EVE....

i noe tumlog me se koi nahi aayga den too if any 1 wants to join can come...guyz like nippa not needed who wil promise dat dey r cumin and later dere parents wnt allow...reply karo.....

GM beta is now a ACT OF LOVE

Ek BAhut hi dukhi suchna jaari ki ja rahi he...
All those who wer so happy in expressin their anger, compassion etc.  through the word G@@D MARA wil hav to stop usin it if dey r sexually straight oriented...U see..."High court has legalised Gay marriage".
Hence GM is not a gaali nw...Instead its a act of luv...!!!
Being a bhivpurites, we were proud of usin d word GM for expressing our emotions..
Such as...
GM mc - expressin anger.
jaa GM - please go away.
Chal uski G Marte he -expressin luv for ur frnd..
etc.
But alas we are goin to miss those moments.
Of course u may still njoy it if u rnt straight...
Many ppl r goin to mis it..
Lyk yatin sir who luved to say.." Uske G me 20 hathi k L@@D"..
Man surely nw if he uses it he vl hav to date d elephant...
Its still a mystery who stole yatin sir's tiffin...Who knoes sum1 mite hav spotted a elephant in Ytiet dat day..
Keep bloggin and nd pls v need authors who write nt who follow d blog...
Bc start bloggin...
njoy...BhiT..
see ya....
;-)

Breakin news...!!!!..G**D faadu Offer..!!

Aisa mauka dubaara nai ayega...!!!
Ur own Bhivpuri Times gives u d opprtunity to write to ur hearts content ovr here..
Whoever wants to be a author at BhiT , should send some lites and cuttin ovr to nippa...and he vl add u...
Tht aside if u wanna be a author, jus comment ur email id on dis post...and I vl send u d invite...
njoy...
see ya...
:-)

Yes We Can...- OBAMA....!!!..the new fashion of exam superstitions...!!!

Since d start of exam nippa had been transformed into god goku and shoutin yes we can...
He has been givin his super saiyan energies ;-) to his followers krillin(kukku)..goten( uday)..and Mr.Satan( mishra)..
Evry1 used to think kya chugiri chalu bc...nippa ko chad gayi he...peg pike aya saala...
Bt a miracle happend due to the super energy evry1 started to write super papers with super inspiration...
Since den every1 has started followin yes v can..evn yatin sir and radha muthuappa...
Bt one day ek anhonee happend...
Mr.Arpit Naik said "yes we can" is chu giri and he didnt follow the code...
Nippa warned him evn if his sub is easy his ppr wont go wel...
After exam kukku..nippa and all wer dancin DHINK CHIKA DHINK CHIKA...
Bt der was a sober boy in d crowd ..ARPIT..!!!!
His paper didnt go wel..
He was cursin himself for nt followin d code...
From tht day onwards it is a taboo to not follow d code...
And so before every paper evry1 lines up b4 nippa to do yes v can and obtain d super energy of GOD GOKU...!!!!..
bc pata ye padhke mujhe chappal padhne wali he...;-)
njoy..
tiyaa...yooo...

Wats New..!!!

Since its d start lets make it an auspicious one by an article on our ancestor..."Gore Sir.."
dis blog vl cover all topics from the "The History of Black people..(mind u our super aagree comes in dis)",..to " Yatin Sir ko Kya Chiz Nadhti he..:-)"...

"Yatin sir ka tiffin kisne Khaya...!!!"

Now according to the crime scene d tiffin was found empty in yatin sir's bag.It was packed and kept inside after finishing and due care was taken in packing d tiffin in d bag..No discrepancies wer found by yatin sir on checkin d packing of tiffi.So it was proved dat the culprit knew how yatin sir kept d tiffin.
The case had 4 suspects..
1)the howrat nippa..
2)the tiffin ka dukaanwala upen
3)the chuchap baithne wala louie.
4)the mefc retired player pranay.

since the tiffin was packed properly, it cannot nippa.Since he vl not do such gud work
Swapnil had eaten his own tiffin.
And pranay never brings tiffin and eats jus choco.
The only culprit remainin was UPENDRA GANDHE of BIOMED.
he had brought gavar wich he dislikes.
he liked yatin sir's batata bhaaji.
and he can pack the tiffin properly.
he also had the motive of makin yatin sir finish his tiffin.
All d 4 suspects hav been provided.
Now its upto d blogger audience jury to decide who is culprit..
pls add ur views...
hwz tht for an BhiT article guys.!!!
tijyaa...ffo...:-)

Bhivpuri Times...the wackiest thing in town...!!!

Hi guys , dames(although dey r rare in bhivpuri) and ahem.. the middle ones,

WELCOME TO "BHIVPURI TIMES"

This blog is specially dedicated to the experiences of Bhivpuri.
All the latest gossips..jokes..and weirdo stuffs of bhivpuri will discussed over here...
From topics such "Mishra and nippa ne kaise mar khaya to Bhai ye radium and hologram tattoo kya hota.."
All wackiest blogs related to bhipuri is allowed...You jus hav to upload ur blog and i vl link it up with dis one...
Mind u dis blog is open for al articles and nt limited to any particular...
So guys joy bloggin on BHIVPURI TIMES...
see ya.:-)