MEFC Ka INIESTA KON.....???

18 june ko ek delhadene wali ghatna hui. Ahmi sagle paper la jaychya aadhi asach ball gheun time pass karat hoto. Upen Gandhe BIOMED ani yatin sir aple skills dakhwat hote.

Ani skills dakhavta dakhavta taklya cha vishay nighala. ani tevha aple yatin sir who is d creator said " are taklya toh apna mefc ka iniesta hai".

So Taklya hai mefc ka iniesta........!!

I Know this blog is crap, par Nippa bola agar kuch likha nai to teri blog pe gand marunga isliye likha.

MEFC...need i say more...!!!!

Hmm...MEFC is sumthin tht is quite close to our hearts...The world of football at bhivpuri for us starts and ends over it...

I get tremors imagining wat would have happned if it werent for one NASPATI wala day, (i mean it bcoz tht was d first time in our life tht v had gt KTs ...its was d sem1 result day) wen sum legendary punters from bhivpuri decided to try their luck and skill in the maxi state tournament..

The ambar wada pav despo nippa , honourable yatin sir, nirmala daya salunkhe, radha muthuappa , ronaldinho's dad pravin dongre , liverpool ka star player gappi , Ambar wadapav wale ka son in law Louie and some of the great legendary players in bhivpuri  decided to show those maxi guys wer dey stand in terms of football.

The major prob for them was to decide a name for their team wich would live upto their name.

Nirmala suggested we should have the name NKT..For v were among d gr8 enggs who had achieved kt on tht day.

Bt mind u yatin sir had sumthin else in mind..

(gr8 ppl think differently)

Since being the coach of sir fergusson , man utd was fan of yatin sir.

He wanted somthing related to it..

Then by godly vision, Yatin sir remembered tht v wer mumbai engineers..(mind u we r proud of it..aint v??;-) )

So he ordered v should keep the name MUMBAI ENGINEERS' FOOTBALL CLUB (MEFC)..

The only name suitable for legends lyk him.

Evry1 hailed yatin sir for his brilliance..and d name was chosen.

HAil yatin sir...

thts how MEFC originated..

And well as u knoe the rest is HISTORY...!!!!!

see ya...

njoy...

keep bloggin guys...

:-D

tijyaa...!!!

Uday : Ajun ekda karun dakhav!

The line that sends high volt currents through the body.. feeling of the mighty death god approaching with army of dementors.. the fear grasps you tightly.. you start to think about your loved ones.. *ohh mommy..ohh daddy i have got myself into some crazy shit*..

but you know that you have been challenged.. though the person is non other than uday (the person whos nickname cannot be taken aka demivoldemort).. you think you can be the modern harry potter.. and you do it again.. and then you have to suffer the consequences.. public humiliation..

similar incident happened in the 6.57 karjat train.. coincidentally the victim's name (nickname is harishchandra) was harry.. he was checking out new features from voldemort's (uday) cell.. after some time voldemort thought that this kid is crazy and dont know how to use his cell.. so he demanded his cell back politely.. harry said "no".. *voldemort : calm down he's jst a kid* .. so again he asked..this time rudely.. the reply was same..he got annoyed.. ( shreyas,rahul,yatin and magloo's like akshay,abhishek were all laughing)..

well the fact that akshay(magloo kid) was laughing was considered as an utter insult..*wtf man*

..voldemort took his cell from harry..to his surprise harry tapped the screen as a mark of protest..*BC. you protested against me?..tmk*.. and then those words came out.. "ajun ekda karun dakhav!".. chu harry actually repeated his actions.

the moment after he touched the screen voldemorts hand touched his cheek..(touching the cheek is very mild pharse for.. SLAP :) ).. harry was SLAPPED hard in his face( the mark on actual harry's forehead..just showing the similarities).. what a public humiliation..

this story ends here(actually there are next 5 movies in actual harry potter and in that case voldemort knew harry would come to take the revenge) but demivoldemort didnt know that.. after sometime(months) he was going to get attacked by harry's army.. mishi, nippa, rahul, kukku.. this time they had what harry didnt.. the NICKNAME..

the war of words started..the famous spell "ajun ekda karun dakhav!' was repeated.. even mishi and nippa had to sacrifice their pride.. but at the end he cried.. yessss.. lord voldemort cried..the final chapter was written in BCR..( similarly hogwarts is where the battle ends)..every department of the (ytiet) ministry was informed about it.. public humiliation.. revenge was completed.. and thus the story.

ty.. hav a nice day!

Is it time to publicize BhiT???

Guys as v hav been successful in creatin a wonderful blog BHIVPURI TIMES for expressin ourselves and our experiences in bhivpuri...
I feel its time to expand our audiences to every1 related to bhivpuri...wat say??/
It would be nice to knoe abt d experiences of oders...
If ya all interested den v can go ahead with it...
reply...
see ya...
njoy...
tijyaa...

ps.: wer d fuk is yatin sir..!!!!!!

AUTHORS NEEDED...NOT TOURIST AGENTS

My own sloppiness in writing. There were some associated issues that led me to write what I did, and the missing lacking information,makes my statements only all too easily misinterpreted. The associated issues were rather vital in in what I wanted to put across, and I didn't mention them at all....yeaaaaahhhh yeaaahhhh yeaaaaahhhhh the bloody shame james needs good author as if he was born wid oxford dictionary or maybe bible enrangled between his BANANA feets...:P:P

I also apologize for any unwarrented hurt I may have caused anyone else with the sloppiness of my thinking on this issue, and I will re-examine the issue in a new blog post. And try to improve wid d blogs finaalllyyy i need to improve and impress d MOST FOLLOWED BLOGGER IN D HISTORY ....none oder den our very own NIPPA......

we love u nippa (though i dnt noe if anyone really means it...:p:p)

MY GOD!!!! WHAT A RELIEF!!

FINALLY M DONE WID 11 PAPERS WHICH WAS DEFINATELY D HIGHEST NO OF EXAMS HAV APPEARED EVAA IN MA WHOLE CAREER....

FOR D FIRST TIME I REAALLLYYYY PUSHED HARD AND TRIED MA BEST FOR D PAST 30-35 DAYS M REALLY SATISFIED BUT I NOE DAT COMING 60 ODD DAYS WILL BE TERRIBLE FOR ME....AS I DNT NOE WHETHER IF I WILL CLEAR D GOLDEN ADIC PAPER.....SLEEPLESS NIGHTS R XPECTED.....I REALLY HAVE A BAD EXPERIENCE AS AAKASH SAY'S DAT M A BIG TIME CHOKER( YE LIKHTE WAKT MAAN KHALI THA MERA....:P:P ) M NOR SURE KI MERA GOLDEN NIKLEGA..... THEN TOO M HAPPY DAT IN ANY CASE I WONT B WRITIN 1-12 PAPERS AGAIN IN MA LIFE....UNLESS VARSHA MAM IS UNLEASHED...OR SHE CHECKS ALL MA PAPERS WHICH IS NOT POSSIBLE.....

UPAR SAB LIKHA HUA BAKWAS HAI BHOSADE ME GAYE MERE EXAMS....YE BATAO KAB MILNA HAI, REALLY MISSIN YA SAALA BAHOT DIN SE HASA HI NAHI HU....LAST TIME HASA THA TAB MERA GALA DABA DIYA THA EK RADKYA NE.....CHALO GHUMNE JAATE HAI....MERE PLANS FALTU HOTE HAI..TAKLYA U R GENIUS PLAN KAR KUCH...AND BDAE PARTIES BHI BAAKI HAI SABKA......

APNE GHAR PE MILTE HAI AUR DECIDE KARTE HAI...WHAT NEXT????

KUMBHOJKAR vs KUMBHOJKAR

"a KUMBHOJKAR abhyass zala ka?????" sum1 askd me at bhivpuri station today, while I was wondering who he was n why was he asking me abt my "abhyass" it suddenly struck me it was MATHS paper today..........
KUMBHOJKAR a really weird and very uncommon surname, but i was still okay with it, never was i ashamed of it nor was I troubled by it.........
till I entered ENGINEERING dat is...............
Now as i entered engineering I got a lot of reactions n a hell lot of comments for my surname being KUMBHOJKAR, obviously it was 4 d first tym ma surname was being recognized for nt being uncommon, but it was actually d most common word in engineering after ofcourse "lag gaye"........
But i was still okay with it.....
As days passed people started thinking dat it was my responsibility to clear MATHS as i was born with d surname KUMBHOJKAR even people unknown to me started commenting on my surname........
One of d most ridiculous incident dat i heard 4m kukku abt my surname was he once went to see his result of I guess 2nd SEM n was also checking out my result, a boy beside him unknown 2 me as wel as him was seeing his result as well, wen he suddenly, i dont know hw in d world, saw my surname n den d first thing he did see was whether i had cleard MATHS, n as u knw dat i hadnt, dat Son of a Bi*** said " abe ye dekh KUMBHOJKAR ho k bhi iska MATHS nahi nikla" n startd laughing.........
Nw all I want 2 say is come on, ok , i know my surname is KUMBHOJKAR and m nt clearing my MATHS " abe toh kya bacche ki jaan loge"................
I started hating dat other KUMBHOJKAR who writes dis stupid MATHS textbooks n I realized dat even if I ignore all d comments, I wil still hve 2 deal with MATHS n the surname KUMBHOJKAR, n dat led to a cold war between me n d other KUMBHOJKAR dat is G.V. KUMBHOJKAR..........(of course its one sided war)
All I want 2 say is, u hve d book whoever may be d author just study n clear ur subjects why do people even bother 2 bother me with my surname n expect me to clear MATHS........
Today as I sat on d staircase for studying MATHS-4, i saw Naila miss coming towards me I wished her Good afternoon n after wishing me back the nxt thing she said was " So shreyas its KUMBHOJKAR vs KUMBHOJKAR today........... n I was like WTF...........
Even after the paper everyone was cumin towards me and asking me " abe saale itna tough paper kyu set kiya tha puch na KUMBHOJKAR se???? n all I wanted to say was " abe chu**** paper toh mujhe bhi tough gaya hai MY SURNAME is KUMBHOJKAR bt i am nt the WRITER"
woh G.V. KUMBHOJKAR hai aur main SHREYAS KUMBHOJKAR..........
woh CHAVA hai per main nahi hun................
D battle began with MATHS-1 and is still nt over mayb it might get over after i clear MATHS-4 the last chapter to dis whole story........
maybe........

Kukku ka BALATKAR..!!!!!..Balatkari ka hua balatkar..!!

Abhi mil hue sutro k anusaar pata chale he 15 taarik ko dupahar k 3pm se 6pm tak kukku ka balatkar hua..!!!
Jaan kari k anusaar rapist W.E he...!!
According to sources these is how d events happnd:
kukku was very relaxed abt W.E..
He was repeatedly teasin nippa wid the anorexic W.E buk of only 120 pages...(Nandu pub. ki ACG)
He thot W.E was his left hand's easy job..
He thot it is a chu sub and he vl fuk the paper..
Bt the paper had sumthin else in mind..
It was ready with masterplan wich he got from adc ...THEORY...!!!
As soon as kukku met the paper.. He was shocked..It was full of hTml code..complete theory...
Kukku's ass tore off..!!!!
His magnetic iron filing hair ran away.
And the W.E. paper rolled itself and raped kukku upside down..Due Veet hair removal cream , Kukku didnt hav his shield..."THE VIKING CHEST HAIR" wid him...
He was left to the mercy off W.E..
Bt w.e was very angry since kukku had insulted it very much.
By 6pm it was too late for kukku...he was completely molested..
According to sources, it been thot tht all this mite hav happned bcoz kukku didnt receiv god goku energy thru YEs We Can...
It mite be thru...
thts it for 2day...
Guys v still havnt gt as much blogs as expected..
Cum on authors start writin...
YES WE CAn...!!!!!
see ya...
tijyaa...:-)

If you havent given a triple then you havent given a triple!

It was 2nd year. the month was november. nippa,kukku,lui,mishi,takalya,ak n me.. we were all doing chugiri at chokers.. it was going pretty good when suddenly manoj (ki maa) popped up and told "time table lagala re.. "

kukku..nippa n me shared a quick glance.. we were like " aai chya gavat.. o.O bho####

me and taklya as usual sat der (lazy rascals :D ) as evrybody ran towards the board.. i was counting no of subjects in my mind and eagerly awaiting when kukku came with that news.. fuker sala acchi vali smile de raha tha.

*which was the indication that "la##de lagle ahet"*

everybody was tense.. nippa and kukku were abusing continuously..i was lukin in the notebuk.. one by one ..i first saw double **ohk lets c**.. another double...**bc** then.. m3 (:|) ..bee (:) ).. m4 consecutive.. (:D) "yO bc.. maze LA#### lagele..mala triple ahe.. n golden inbetween ".. everybody's mood changed.. they were so happy :D .. even i was super duper xcited.

the xam started as per kukkus fav dialogue" well begun is half done". later everybody was like "shat## half done " .. so the doubles came and gone like nothing significant .. then came the triple.. i had mentally prepared myself for that "thing"..huh and it started but ended when i was raped.. i studied well for m3.. paper was ok.. but the thought of no sleep for next 48 hrs min was giving me nightmares..believe me the thought of your comfy bed,the lovey-dovey blanket a good nights sleep in chilling winter is just irresistible :|

came home n started bee right away in less than 1 hr.. bee paper was fadu..mishi, college hamaal and charlie.. they all told me that how critical your mental state is during golden.. our supervisor was pakya (maths teacher). after 1 hr 45 mins i finished my paper and i was scratching the blank pages when he came near me n said" rahul,golden ahe na?. zala pan evdhya lavkar paper?. abbyas kelelas na?. paper kasa hota?.. ".. -_- ..**mc.. harami tula kay karaychay**..

back home to my surprise i was full of energy.. i guess THAT was the spiritual energy of the triple..i was totally charged up.. luking at the simplex method.. eating lays..and suddenly i woke up in the morning.. dhinka chika dhinka chika dhing dhing dhing.. :D

so in next 4-5 hrs mereko pura m4 karna tha! well the story ends here itself.. coz paper fuked me.. :) total enlightenment (in nippas words)..

but when i came out i was a hero..then nippa aka goku (2 tripple) and kukku aka krillin(1 golden tripple) continued the legendary saga of the triple.. and now they are at that mental stage where no one can reach.( xcept for yatin sir who has surpassed them a way back) !

moral: kunacha kay tar kunacha kay!

The awkward moment for atul when kukku gets a BAAP pc

well.. as we all know that despite kukkus heroics in 6th sem (specially adc paper) :P

hes getting a >>BAAP PC<< =

1. min 1tb hd

2. 4 gb ram

3. 2gb graphic card

4. I7 (may b generation 2 :P )

5. gaming keyboard and mouse and yeah gaming mousepad

6. 7.1 speakers

so hes a very LUCKY BOY (:p ) !

.. manya "jalali ka?" :D

btw atul wants >>xp cd<< so if ne one has it pls help him :D !!

Guyzzz!!! kyuki mera golden paper accha nahi gaya hai hav decided to visit shirdi to offer prayers to baba...So will b goin to shirdi by bus....kukoo is about to accompany me...so any1 of u intrested can join....

COST 350/- TO AND FRO...which is inclusive of shani shingnapur (SINGAPORE...:p:p)

OVERNIT JOURNEY AND WILL B BACK BY NEXT EVE....

i noe tumlog me se koi nahi aayga den too if any 1 wants to join can come...guyz like nippa not needed who wil promise dat dey r cumin and later dere parents wnt allow...reply karo.....

GM beta is now a ACT OF LOVE

Ek BAhut hi dukhi suchna jaari ki ja rahi he...
All those who wer so happy in expressin their anger, compassion etc.  through the word G@@D MARA wil hav to stop usin it if dey r sexually straight oriented...U see..."High court has legalised Gay marriage".
Hence GM is not a gaali nw...Instead its a act of luv...!!!
Being a bhivpurites, we were proud of usin d word GM for expressing our emotions..
Such as...
GM mc - expressin anger.
jaa GM - please go away.
Chal uski G Marte he -expressin luv for ur frnd..
etc.
But alas we are goin to miss those moments.
Of course u may still njoy it if u rnt straight...
Many ppl r goin to mis it..
Lyk yatin sir who luved to say.." Uske G me 20 hathi k L@@D"..
Man surely nw if he uses it he vl hav to date d elephant...
Its still a mystery who stole yatin sir's tiffin...Who knoes sum1 mite hav spotted a elephant in Ytiet dat day..
Keep bloggin and nd pls v need authors who write nt who follow d blog...
Bc start bloggin...
njoy...BhiT..
see ya....
;-)

Breakin news...!!!!..G**D faadu Offer..!!

Aisa mauka dubaara nai ayega...!!!
Ur own Bhivpuri Times gives u d opprtunity to write to ur hearts content ovr here..
Whoever wants to be a author at BhiT , should send some lites and cuttin ovr to nippa...and he vl add u...
Tht aside if u wanna be a author, jus comment ur email id on dis post...and I vl send u d invite...
njoy...
see ya...
:-)

Yes We Can...- OBAMA....!!!..the new fashion of exam superstitions...!!!

Since d start of exam nippa had been transformed into god goku and shoutin yes we can...
He has been givin his super saiyan energies ;-) to his followers krillin(kukku)..goten( uday)..and Mr.Satan( mishra)..
Evry1 used to think kya chugiri chalu bc...nippa ko chad gayi he...peg pike aya saala...
Bt a miracle happend due to the super energy evry1 started to write super papers with super inspiration...
Since den every1 has started followin yes v can..evn yatin sir and radha muthuappa...
Bt one day ek anhonee happend...
Mr.Arpit Naik said "yes we can" is chu giri and he didnt follow the code...
Nippa warned him evn if his sub is easy his ppr wont go wel...
After exam kukku..nippa and all wer dancin DHINK CHIKA DHINK CHIKA...
Bt der was a sober boy in d crowd ..ARPIT..!!!!
His paper didnt go wel..
He was cursin himself for nt followin d code...
From tht day onwards it is a taboo to not follow d code...
And so before every paper evry1 lines up b4 nippa to do yes v can and obtain d super energy of GOD GOKU...!!!!..
bc pata ye padhke mujhe chappal padhne wali he...;-)
njoy..
tiyaa...yooo...

Wats New..!!!

Since its d start lets make it an auspicious one by an article on our ancestor..."Gore Sir.."
dis blog vl cover all topics from the "The History of Black people..(mind u our super aagree comes in dis)",..to " Yatin Sir ko Kya Chiz Nadhti he..:-)"...

"Yatin sir ka tiffin kisne Khaya...!!!"

Now according to the crime scene d tiffin was found empty in yatin sir's bag.It was packed and kept inside after finishing and due care was taken in packing d tiffin in d bag..No discrepancies wer found by yatin sir on checkin d packing of tiffi.So it was proved dat the culprit knew how yatin sir kept d tiffin.
The case had 4 suspects..
1)the howrat nippa..
2)the tiffin ka dukaanwala upen
3)the chuchap baithne wala louie.
4)the mefc retired player pranay.

since the tiffin was packed properly, it cannot nippa.Since he vl not do such gud work
Swapnil had eaten his own tiffin.
And pranay never brings tiffin and eats jus choco.
The only culprit remainin was UPENDRA GANDHE of BIOMED.
he had brought gavar wich he dislikes.
he liked yatin sir's batata bhaaji.
and he can pack the tiffin properly.
he also had the motive of makin yatin sir finish his tiffin.
All d 4 suspects hav been provided.
Now its upto d blogger audience jury to decide who is culprit..
pls add ur views...
hwz tht for an BhiT article guys.!!!
tijyaa...ffo...:-)

Bhivpuri Times...the wackiest thing in town...!!!

Hi guys , dames(although dey r rare in bhivpuri) and ahem.. the middle ones,

WELCOME TO "BHIVPURI TIMES"

This blog is specially dedicated to the experiences of Bhivpuri.
All the latest gossips..jokes..and weirdo stuffs of bhivpuri will discussed over here...
From topics such "Mishra and nippa ne kaise mar khaya to Bhai ye radium and hologram tattoo kya hota.."
All wackiest blogs related to bhipuri is allowed...You jus hav to upload ur blog and i vl link it up with dis one...
Mind u dis blog is open for al articles and nt limited to any particular...
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