KUMBHOJKAR vs KUMBHOJKAR

"a KUMBHOJKAR abhyass zala ka?????" sum1 askd me at bhivpuri station today, while I was wondering who he was n why was he asking me abt my "abhyass" it suddenly struck me it was MATHS paper today..........
KUMBHOJKAR a really weird and very uncommon surname, but i was still okay with it, never was i ashamed of it nor was I troubled by it.........
till I entered ENGINEERING dat is...............
Now as i entered engineering I got a lot of reactions n a hell lot of comments for my surname being KUMBHOJKAR, obviously it was 4 d first tym ma surname was being recognized for nt being uncommon, but it was actually d most common word in engineering after ofcourse "lag gaye"........
But i was still okay with it.....
As days passed people started thinking dat it was my responsibility to clear MATHS as i was born with d surname KUMBHOJKAR even people unknown to me started commenting on my surname........
One of d most ridiculous incident dat i heard 4m kukku abt my surname was he once went to see his result of I guess 2nd SEM n was also checking out my result, a boy beside him unknown 2 me as wel as him was seeing his result as well, wen he suddenly, i dont know hw in d world, saw my surname n den d first thing he did see was whether i had cleard MATHS, n as u knw dat i hadnt, dat Son of a Bi*** said " abe ye dekh KUMBHOJKAR ho k bhi iska MATHS nahi nikla" n startd laughing.........
Nw all I want 2 say is come on, ok , i know my surname is KUMBHOJKAR and m nt clearing my MATHS " abe toh kya bacche ki jaan loge"................
I started hating dat other KUMBHOJKAR who writes dis stupid MATHS textbooks n I realized dat even if I ignore all d comments, I wil still hve 2 deal with MATHS n the surname KUMBHOJKAR, n dat led to a cold war between me n d other KUMBHOJKAR dat is G.V. KUMBHOJKAR..........(of course its one sided war)
All I want 2 say is, u hve d book whoever may be d author just study n clear ur subjects why do people even bother 2 bother me with my surname n expect me to clear MATHS........
Today as I sat on d staircase for studying MATHS-4, i saw Naila miss coming towards me I wished her Good afternoon n after wishing me back the nxt thing she said was " So shreyas its KUMBHOJKAR vs KUMBHOJKAR today........... n I was like WTF...........
Even after the paper everyone was cumin towards me and asking me " abe saale itna tough paper kyu set kiya tha puch na KUMBHOJKAR se???? n all I wanted to say was " abe chu**** paper toh mujhe bhi tough gaya hai MY SURNAME is KUMBHOJKAR bt i am nt the WRITER"
woh G.V. KUMBHOJKAR hai aur main SHREYAS KUMBHOJKAR..........
woh CHAVA hai per main nahi hun................
D battle began with MATHS-1 and is still nt over mayb it might get over after i clear MATHS-4 the last chapter to dis whole story........
maybe........